ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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