Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Randomize
