I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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