brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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