she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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