what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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