1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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