that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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