...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
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hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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