Having a random hookup so left but love u
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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