we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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So much rum. So many feels.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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