I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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