I'm drive I can fine osifer
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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