Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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