Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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