Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
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Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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