we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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