so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Mom said you looked used
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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