fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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