her vagine was all disorganized.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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