Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
There are leaves in my underwear?
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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