it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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