no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
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Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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