Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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