Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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