return my video game
need another drink. this is the easiest way
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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