Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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