is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza