drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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