u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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