i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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