Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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