Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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