So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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