erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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