it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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