i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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