all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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