HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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