Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
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My ATM looks so different sober.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The feeling are messing with the penis
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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