Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
