I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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