Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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