I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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