If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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