In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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