why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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