I don't think brook has ever known best
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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