I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
