Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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