I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
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So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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