i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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