Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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