people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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