these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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