Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I need to calm my uterus...
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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