Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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