Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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