you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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